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Tea Party in Lancaster
By Anna Mae Yoder  4/16/09

  Close to a thousand people braved the wind and rain on Wednesday to rally at Musser Park in Lancaster. Some had umbrellas. Others did not. The tea party was part of a national grass roots effort by angry Americans. People at the Lancaster tea party cheered and yelled as speakers spoke of abolishing income taxes and shrinking the size of government.

  The speakers were a little inadequate. Most were kind of boring. One man, Bill Neff, showed the crowd how to pick a lock. Most people wanted to hear government bashing. There were all shapes and sizes at the rally. Old, young, thin, fat, and at least one former Mennonite. The plain community was not well represented. One old biker smoked a cigar. The sweet smell wafted through the crowd.  

A father and son stood there holding signs. One read, “God only requires 10%.” When asked for comment the father said, “This is my first protest.”An old hippy held a flag and a turkey. No one was sure what the turkey represented. An old woman had posters hanging on front and back. She had no comment and refused to have her face photographed. That was kind of Amish. Others stood and waved large signs at passing motorists, who honked their horns. One dog even had a sign. When asked for comment, he sniffed. Everyone had a good time and went home feeling more patriotic.

  The local rag of a newspaper had a sneering article about the rally. They estimated the rally as “over 400.” What does that mean? Over 400? It could be anywhere from 400 to a million. Stupid. Whenever 3 liberals show up to a protest the rag writes huge stories about it. Forget the rag, come to birdinhandnews.com to get real, unbiased news.

Bird-in-Hand Family Shocked When Car Strikes House
by Abraham Martin   4/11/09

  A local family was shocked and awed when a driverless car struck their house one winter evening. Details of this event are sketchy and some of the sources are less than reliable but it's true as far as birdinhandnews.com can tell.
  One evening an 18 year old Mennonite boy and his 14 year old sister were heading to a basketball game. They were late. They lived on a big hill in Upper Leacock twp. and their driveway snakes down a hill at an an angle where it meets Windy Tor Rd heading west. The boy wanted to go east so he turned onto a small turnabout on the opposite side of the road. The turnabout was covered with snow and the boy took the turn too wide and got stuck in the snow.
  He couldn't back up and he was afraid to go forward because there was a 10 foot drop into his mother's garden. The boy's father was out of town and the boy's mother was in the house preparing for company. Two miles away his brother sat twidling his thumbs. The girl went to the house to tell Mother but she was busy so the boy went down to his father's shop and drove out with a pickup truck. He didn't call his brother. He backed the truck up to the black maxima, took some junky little ratchet straps, and fastened them to the spoiler on his car.
  Then he put the car in neutral, put his sister in the car, and jumped into the truck. He drove slowly forward. It's unclear what the sister, who has never driven a car, was supposed to do in the car.
  The boy drove slowly forward. The straps ripped. The car moved slowly forward. It headed over the bank. At this point the girl jumped out.
  The car shot over the bank into the garden. But it didn't stop there. It went through a fence into the Amish neighbor's mule pen. The mules went running. But it didn't stop there. The car rolled through the mule pen, smashed a fence post, and continued down the hill across a cornfield.
  The car picked up speed on the snowy hillside. It careened between two trees and smashed into the peaceful homestead below.
  The boy and girl watched in horror as their means of transportation rolled away. The boy had no comment. The girl said, "It was nuts."
  In the house below a young man and woman and their two children were quietly going about their business when they heard a loud crash outside. They quickly ran outside to see a black Maxima resting against their porch. Steam was coming from the hood. 
  No one was in the car so they quickly called 911 and reported a possible hit and run with possible injured people lying above the house. "I didn't know if they fell out of the car or if they hit our house and then ran so I called both the ambulance and the cops," the young man said shaking his head. Days later he was clearly still shaken by the whole thing.
  Police and ambulances descended upon the quiet country road, looking for possible runaways and injured people lying in fields. They found none. In a scene reminiscent of Witness, Amish men and boys came walking across the fields to see what the commotion was. One unnamed Amish man said, "I was at home reading The Plain Interests when I saw all these christmas lights so I put on my boots and came out to see if I could help."
  Meanwhile the Mennonite boy parked the truck in the shed and went up to tell his mother what happened. At this point the company, which included the boy's pastor, was arriving at the house. The boy and his mother went down to the neighbors to tell them who was to blame for the whole thing.
  When the cops found out there was no runaway on the loose they were dissapointed and a few of them gave the boy a talking to about safety. The boy vowed never to repeat his actions.
  When the boys father heard about the whole situation he almost had a heart attack and then bought the boy a much junkier car than the black Maxima. 

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Comments:

The young Mennonite girl wrote:
  The story is good but I did not say it was nuts. 

The Childrens mother wrote:
  The neighbors are now building a moat

British Production Company seeks Amish Youth for TV Show   4/12/09
  
  We recently received this email from a guy in London. It appears to be credible. I think It'd be a great opporunity for some young Amish Kids to experience a foreign country for free.  I think It would also work if you are a relatively plain Mennonite and want to go. If you're interested, please email me and I will pass on the guy's contact information. Thanks, Ira.

Hello,
My name is Carla Berzon and I work for KEO Films, a TV production company in London, England, who has recently become involved in a series of cultural exchange programmes, in which we have invited members of foreign communities to come and visit England for a short period. We have found that their fresh perspective on our everyday lives can offer us valuable insights into the state of society, and stimulates debate about how we should be living in the modern world. And we are looking to invite six young Amish between the ages of 16 and 24 on a six week trip to England for a documentary for English TV.

A bit like a student exchange program, the young Amish would live with three typical English families –  a city family and a farming family for example - and would have a chance to get to know life in England in a way that most tourists rarely get to see. We would pay all expenses for the trip and would organise the schedule and the stay. We hope that the experience will be rewarding, interesting and fun!  Either way, we believe it would be a fantastic experience for all involved.

We plan to begin filming in late May and the young Amish would be away in England for 5 to 6 weeks - from early June until the beginning of July.

I would very much appreciate it if you could relay this information to your readers. Whether it be themselves, friends or relatives who might be interested in going on this trip to England, or if there are any questions, please don't hesitate to give Ann-Claire a call on 260 585 9439 or email her at http://email.secureserver.net/anneclaire@keofilms.com. She will only be in the area for the next few days so it would be great if you could call her soon.

If you’d like to know more about the documentary, see this article from the Wooster Daily Record:
http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/4547122

And if you'd like to know more about us, see our company website at: www.keofilms.com.

Many thanks and looking forward to hearing from you!

Carla Berzon

And Fred Windsor-Clive
KEO films
101 St. John Street
London
EC1M 4AS